putting it out

with some serious reflection it's come to my attention that i am riddled with self-destructive tendencies.

first i must admit. CHECK.

then, ELIMINATE.

this is the plan
1) i can only check facebook twice a day--once in the morning and at night.
(level of difficulty: it will be hard at first but after two weeks i wont even miss it. mostly because facebook is freakin boring.)

2) only one glass of alcohol a night.
(level of difficulty: almost impossible.)

this is all i am willing to give-up at the moment. i will remain addicted to all real housewives shows, jersey shore, bethenny frankel's twitter, dlisted.com, google reader, and food.