too much time

ZORSE!



people are stupid. poor zorse; not only is he sterile, the sole reason for his existence is some bored scientist wanted to see a zebra "make love" to a horse. pervert.

i prefer God or evolution. yes, you can believe in both. thank you velly mucho.

no shame

i cry every time my mom goes on a trip. its very difficult for me. OK?!

:(

call me stage-five clinger or mama's girl or pathetic wimp.

points for review

herro,

last weekend, david took me on a surprise weekend getaway to Los Olivos. it was superrr fun. im going to write down what we did here, NOT bc i intend to boast, BUT bc i have horrible memory and am already forgetting what we accomplished.

friday, i drove to pick david up from work where he took over with the driving. i then proceeded to pester him with questions on where we were going. for the record i like surprises, im just bad with them. david knows this. friday night he wined and dined me at hitchingpost which was strategically picked bc its the only wine i can name from memory that i enjoy AND it was in sideways.

saturday, we went wine tasting and ate the best italian food. david still talks about it. considering that he is the polar opposite of a foodie, that is how memorable it was. then later that night, we drove to the middle of nowhere and looked at stars. sighhhhh

sunday, hiked in santa barbara.

typing this just made me incredibly sad that i cant vacation for a living. man, i wish i was paris hilton or a trust fund baby.

anywho, i should be productive but i have a sore throat so i cant. too bad.

note 1: i dont have a camera so there are no pictures to illustrate the grandness of our adventure.