Tuesday, July 5, 2011

first day

what is the polar opposite of a lounge lizard? getting up at 5am to go to my first day of work.

i'm not going to lie and say that i loved it. but at the same time, i won't be complaining bc not having a job would be wayyy worse.

so while i was on the brink of passing out at my desk in the early afternoon- i composed a list of positive things that come out of me being a human being.

FIRST- i'm going to lose a ton a weight. why? no free time to fill with mindless eating.

Second- weekends with david will be that much better. since then, he will have missed me for 5 whole days and realize the void that i fill in his life. tee hee

Third- now that im such a hard worker, my mom will pamper me that much more. :)

Lastly- i'm all too comfortable with doing absolutely nothing. another week of being a sub-human and i would have been lost forever.

my mom is currently nagging me about my dark face. i tell her americans pay money to get a tan like mine. she is not persuaded.

ok- time to sleep. may the 4th be with me tomorrow. good night!